The Morning Patrol with Mastelek

He he he he he he he he he —– cough, cough

On the twelfth day of Krismoss

my true love sent to me:

Twelve Shebeens a Drinking

Eleven Prosecutors Pimping

Ten State owned companies a captured

Nine Best friends daughters

Eight Jets a landing

Seven hundred and eighty three fraud charges

Six Firepools a bubbling

Five Security Chickens

Four Cattle Kraals

Three Gupta Brothers

Two Presidential Terms

and a MaNtuli in a Poison Tree